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Monday, June 16, 2025

On the 10th anniversary of the Golden Escalator

In the wake of Donald Trump's June 14th, 2025 DC military parade. 
 
America is not the country of perfectly synced swinging arms. It’s the country of “It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing).” That song, by the legendary Duke Ellington, belongs to a genre of music that could only have been invented in America — jazz. As the documentarian Ken Burns explained, jazz was born in New Orleans when and because people from so many heritages were jammed together — the sounds of Africa and the sounds of Appalachia and the sounds of Germany and the sounds of indigenous people colliding to make something new. It was never scripted, always improvisational. Ellington himself made the connection to democracy:

"Put it this way: Jazz is a good barometer of freedom…In its beginnings, the United States of America spawned certain ideals of freedom and independence through which, eventually, jazz was evolved, and the music is so free that many people say it is the only unhampered, unhindered expression of complete freedom yet produced in this country."

I may be wrong, but I would wager that societies that have first-rate matchy-matchy uniform aesthetics may look good but fight wars mediocrely, and societies that allow for variety and diversity may give less pleasant aerial shots during parades but fight wars better.

Today is ten years to the day since Trump came down the escalator and changed the course of the country and, in so many ways, changed us. It is a moment to think back and think of how much coarser, uglier, crueler the nation has become in the hands of an unwell man. The daily drumbeat of abductions and cuts and eviscerations and illegal actions and sadistic policy ideas slowly corrodes the heart. We are being remade in Trump’s sickness.

And yet. And yet what the parade reminded me is that Trump, in one regard, at least, faces steep odds. His project depends on turning Americans into something we are deeply not: uniform, cohesive, disciplined, in lockstep.

But we are more hotsteppers than locksteppers. We are more improvised solo than phalanx. We are more unruly than rule-following. Trump has a lot working in his favor as he seeks to build a dictatorship for his self-enrichment. But what will always push against him is this deep inner nature that has stood through time: the chaotic, colorful spontaneity of the American soul. We don’t march shoulder to shoulder. We shimmy.

Perfectly put. That comes from his Substack. While I'm not a big Substack platform fan, I do have a number of subscriptions. Anand's is among the best I've encountered.
 
UPDATE
    
Donald is apparently going into the mobile phone business.

TRUMP and the associated design are registered trademarks and/or trademarks of DTTM Operations LLC. Trump Mobile, its products and services are not designed, developed, manufactured, distributed or sold by The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. T1 Mobile LLC uses the "Trump" name and trademark pursuant to the terms of a limited license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.. T1 Mobile LLC uses the "Trump" name pursuant to the terms of a limited license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. © DTTM Operations LLC
 
Okeee Dokeee, then. Dig around briefly:
The entity which manages US President Donald Trump’s trademarks filed two new applications with the United States Patent and Trademark Office recently to use his name for telecom services.

Josh Gerben, a trademark attorney and founder of Gerben IP law firm, wrote in a blog post last week DTTM Operations LLC filed to use the trademarks TRUMP and T1.

The requests cover retail stores “featuring mobile phones, cases for mobile phones and battery chargers for mobile phones”.

Gerben explained the applications are filed under an intent to use basis, which means Trump’s company currently is not offering any of the products but intends to do so.

“While a trademark filing doesn’t guarantee a product launch, the specificity of the applications points to serious consideration,” Gerben stated. “It would mark a significant expansion for Trump’s private business, which has historically focused on real estate, hospitality, and branded merchandise.”

He noted if the plans materialise, Trump’s telecom venture “could deliver a MAGA-branded alternative in the mobile space—offering loyal supporters not just red hats, but possibly red phones for their pockets”.

The Trump telecom service or branded phones will compete against US heavyweights Verizon, AT&T and T-Mobile US, along with a wide range of MVNO-based services and budget brands.

Gerben noted as of 13 June, a total of 27 trademark filings have been made by companies affiliated with Trump since he took office in January. 
27 trademark filings across the past 147 days since his 2nd inauguration? All while Presidentin' and golfing.
 
TRUMP IN CANADA FOR THE G7 CONFERENCE
 
 
Trump could simply not resist making a fool of himself, going off to gargle inappropriately via his formulaic meandering MAGA grievance rant. Canada’s PM, chairing the conference, had to step in and shut down the Presser.
 

WORLD NEWS SUMMARY
 

 ERRATUM

Don't even get me started on this murderous Minnesota nutcase.

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